1. Eat breakfast
2. Have a bath
3. Find aerosol sunscreen, spray till empty
4. Play with playdough
6. Take off pants and pee on floor
7. Find hairspray and try to figure out the pump mechanism
8. Dance in front of Mom and visiting teachers
9. Scoot stool up to counter, find salt and pepper shakers
10. Take salt and pepper shakers downstairs
11. Empty salt and pepper shakers onto the couch, floor and cupholders of the stroller.
12. Go tell Mom about the mess
13. Dance in front of Mom and visiting teachers with no pants on.
14. Have lunch
15. Play with playdough
16. Play with cousins
17. Paint with watercolors
18. Poop in new panties
19 . Take another bath
20. Watch 10 minutes of TV, but insist that it stay on after leaving.
21. Play blocks in my room.
22. Ask for dinner and then don't eat
22. Find shampoo in bathroom
24. Figure out pump action
25. Rub shampoo into hair
26. Take another bath, this time washing hair again
27. Run downstairs and find brothers dental floss
28. Play streamer game with dental floss and discard on the floor.
29. Read story with Mom.
30. Go to sleep to get ready for another day.
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Okay, this SO made me laugh! I love her!
ReplyDeleteI love it. The problem is she's too cute to get mad at!
ReplyDeleteholy cow!!! You've got your work cut out for you Elizabeth! hahahaha! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteEliot likes to lick our salt shakers. Gets the wholes plugged up!
ReplyDeleteLiz, I love it!! SO SO funny!! Kids make life so entertaining.
ReplyDeleteOh my, sounds like a day as a mom, and we wonder why we are so tired at the end of the day!
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